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ARRAY |
Exclamation of Joy when a row of Bytes are found
(see below)
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ASCII |
Alcoholic drink from Japan, thought to be the main
cause of dyslexia among programmers
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BINARY |
A place where Ascii is consumed
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BYTE |
A Binary that serves hot food
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BIT |
Tart, usually found in Bytes
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BUG |
Sorry, that should be MUG – something that Ascii is
served in
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CURSOR |
Someone who, having bought a
AVC
board, has found
out that at would have cost less to interface a
Spectrum
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Dynamic RAM |
Cudgel for beating absent-minded programmers over
the head with
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Hardcopy |
A painful condition suffered by those without
peripherals
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HEX |
Demoniacal spell. Also a Binary with no Ascii
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I/O |
A tune from Snow White
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MEMORY |
Nasbug !!
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PEEK |
Shy machine code programmer
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PIXEL |
Garden ornament, usually found in the gardens of
Peekers
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Peripherals |
Pity the man without them (the author has only one)
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SYNTAX |
Levy plced on those who frequently nip down to the
Byte for a Bit
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XMAS |
A period of intensive use of computing terms and
computers
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Confused ? .... GREAT !!